I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just found puke in my bra..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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