if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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