I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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