The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm really busy with my period
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