How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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