There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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