I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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