I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Enjoy the penises
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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