take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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