He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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