this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
