i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i think i have herpe
just one?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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