check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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