For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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