in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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