ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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