Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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