Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Mom said you looked used
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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