pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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