girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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