I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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