return my video game
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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