So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
