I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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