we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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