What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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