Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I pour the whiskey from now on
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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