If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he puts the penis in happiness.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
how drunk are you?
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