Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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