This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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