i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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