Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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