she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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