do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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