They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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