Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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