So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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