Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think my moral compass just broke
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
the raccoons are back...
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