But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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