That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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