Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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