Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it was like eating out sand paper
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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