I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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