arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Holy sore nipples Batman
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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