He told me they were just razor bumps!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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