You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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