Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In America we eat man semen.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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