the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
