Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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