Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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