Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Everything about him screamed your future.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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